8 MP3 Audio clips from Borat (2006)

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Clip 1

The opening scene of the movie shows Borat moving through his town of Kuzçek, introducing himself, his home, his family and his neighbours. Oh, and his hobbies... apparently.

Borat

Jak sie masz? U-my name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

Clip 2

I guess there are rapists in every town. But they're not usually introduced as the "town rapist". Which is a pity because at least then everyone would know who they were.

Borat

This my town of Kuzçek. This Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty naughty!

Clip 3

Natalia is Borat's sister. They're close. VERY close. TOO close. Yes, THAT'S how it is in the Sagdiyev family.

Borat

This is Natalia.

[BORAT passionately kisses NATALIA]

She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice!

Clip 4

I apologise for this one. It's gross. But it's also funny. If you can ignore the seriously twisted undertones, that is. Borat is obsessed with Pamela Anderson having seen her on Baywatch.

Borat

This "CJ" was like no Kazak woman I had ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls and the a**hole of a seven-year-old.

Clip 5

Borat is still obsessed by Pamela Anderson. Her character, "CJ" in Baywatch, is his first experience of Hollywood women.

Borat

Although I was obsessed by this "CJ", I could not pursue her. Or else my wife would snap off my c*ck.

Clip 6

Borat is describing his wife to a car salesman. How she was amazing when they married but then started to go downhill. At fifteen. Christ on a bike. How did he come up with this stuff?!

Borat

When I, uh, buy my wife... um, at the start, she was, uh... cook good, her vazhïn work well and she strong on plough. But after three years when she was, uh... fifteen, then, uh... she become weak, her voice become, uh, deep... "Borat, Borat", uh... she, uh... receive hair on her... chest and her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

Clip 7

Ah the English language. A language in which the word retired and the word retard sound very similar. Which leads to massive confusion for Borat at a dinner party.

Borat

What do you do?

Guest

I had spent years in construction. Uh, I... recently retired.

Borat

You are retard?

Guest

Uh, yes...

Borat

Physical or mental?

Female Guest

Retired.

Male Guest

No, no, not retarded, um, I don't work anymore.

Female Guest

Stopped working.

Guest

Stopped working.

Borat

It's, uh... very good you allow retard to eat... with you...

Clip 8

It's good to have a dream. But in Borat's case, it's perhaps not such a good idea. He wants to meet Pamela. He wants to hold her in his arms. He wants to... well, let's let him explain!

Borat

I had no car, no money and no Azamat. The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and then making romance explosion on her stomach.