The Inbetweeners | Season 2
© 2008 Bwark Productions
This hilarious show, which spawned three series and two movies, is still as fresh and funny today as when it was first broadcast. You'll be watching some scenes through your fingers but you'll laugh until your stomach aches! Join Jay, Neil, Simon and Will on a journey to adulthood.
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Clip 1 S02 E01: "The Field Trip" |
On a school field trip, the boys hit upon the idea of renting a boat. Will decides to take charge of the boat but sadly dresses up a little too much for the occasion, much to the amusement of the others. |
Neil |
Oh my God, what does he look like? |
Jay |
Aye aye, permission to come aboard Captain C*ckwash? |
Clip 2 S02 E01: "The Field Trip" |
One of the teachers leading the residential field trip the boys are on is… well, there's no point mincing words. He's a paedo. And Neil is firmly in the pervert's sights. |
Will |
Was that a dream or did that just happen? |
Jay |
That was your wet dream. |
Will |
No. It wasn't. |
Neil |
He rubbed my legs. |
Jay |
Well that's what you get for leading on paedos, you slut. |
Will |
Shouldn't we report him? |
Neil |
Well he did get us that Vodka. |
Will |
That's called 'grooming', Neil. |
Neil |
Is it? |
Will |
Yes. |
Neil |
Oh. Goodnight! |
Clip 3 S02 E01: "The Field Trip" |
Simon has moved in on a girl that Will was interested in. He pretends not to be too bothered but it's obvious he's still stinging from the revelation. |
Simon |
You are all right with me seeing Lauren later aren't you? |
Will |
Yeah, of course. |
Simon |
She's pretty cool, actually. |
Will |
Is she? |
[He loses his temper and shouts at the seagulls] |
FU*K OFF YOU BEADY-EYED LITTLE SH*TS! |
Clip 4 S02 E01: "The Field Trip" |
This conversation would never have taken place had Jay not squirted hair removal cream all over Will's pants as he slept. |
Simon |
You spunked your pants in the Common Room during the day when there were people around? |
Will |
Yes. |
Simon |
And then your pubes fell out? |
Will |
Yes. |
Clip 5 S02 E02: "Work Experience" |
It's Valentine's Day and the boys are comparing notes on cards they have and haven't received. Jay has clearly written quite a few to himself. |
Jay |
Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you. Love, your secret slut. |
Neil |
I didn't get none. I can't believe you got so many. |
Will |
Yes, it IS hard to believe. |
Jay |
Dear Jay. I've just baked you a finger pie, why don't you CUM, spelled C-U-M, and taste it. |
Neil |
Oh, mate. That's so horny. Who do you think it's from? |
Simon |
Your Dad? |
Neil |
Yep, funny. |
Will |
Let me look at these. |
[He take the cards from JAY and reads one aloud] |
Jay, you massive stud. Please, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's b**ch. |
Clip 6 S02 E02: "Work Experience" |
Will has been thrown half-naked into a lake by the blokes at the garage at which he's on work experience. His Mum comes into school to meet with Mr. Gilbert and complain. |
Mr. Gilbert |
[Raucous laughter] |
Will's Mum |
I was hoping you'd be able to do something about it, Mr. Gilbert. |
Mr. Gilbert |
I'm sorry. |
Will's Mum |
I'd hoped you'd take this more seriously. He wrote to the paper especially to get work experience and instead I'm picking frog spawn out of his underpants. |
Mr. Gilbert |
Would you excuse me? Just... just for a second. |
[He leaves the room and closes the door but he can still be seen and heard through the glass panel, laughing uncontrollably] |
Clip 7 S02 E02: "Work Experience" |
What was promised to be a wild party turns out to be full of pre-pubescent girls and boy band music. Jay remains optimistic. The others not so much! |
Jay |
Up to you. Still looks like there's some tidy minge here. |
Will |
Yes, it's tidy because there's no hair on it. |
Clip 8 S02 E03: "Will's Birthday" |
At a party, Simon exits the bathroom to find Carly standing in the hallway. As he awkwardly talks to her, Jay walks into the bathroom and then single-handedly extinguishes the flames of romance. |
Simon |
Oh Carly, hi. |
Carly |
Hi, Simon. How are you? |
Simon |
Good, yeah. Okay, yeah. Pretty awesome. |
Jay |
Jesus Christ, Simon. What the fu*k have you done in there? You been eating cat food again? |
Clip 9 S02 E03: "Will's Birthday" |
Jay, like most teenaged boys, spends an inordinate amount of time… enjoying his own company so to speak. But the movie he's watching when his mum interrupts him is certainly not 'normal'. |
Jay's Mum |
Jay. Neil's here for you. |
Jay |
What? He's early. Don't come in. I'm getting changed. |
Jay's Mum |
Are you okay? |
Jay |
It's just a film. It's just a normal film. I'm getting changed. Get out! |
Clip 10 S02 E03: "Will's Birthday" |
Will's complaints about his birthday soon lead to an entirely unexpected conversation about AIDS and having sex with monkeys. |
Will |
Oh God, what if my birthdays just get worse and worse from now on? What'll happen next year? |
Jay |
You get AIDS? |
Will |
I'd have to have sex for that to happen. |
Neil |
Or fu*k a monkey. |
Will |
Technically that still counts as sex. |
Simon |
Or... drink from the same cup as Neil's Dad. |
Neil |
Oi, my Dad does not have AIDS. |
Jay |
Oh your Dad is so AIDS. He's the one that gave it to the monkeys. |
Neil |
Take that back. |
Jay |
That's what the monkey said to him! |
Clip 11 S02 E04: "Night Out in London" |
The boys are driving through the streets of London heading for a night club. The opportunity for hilarity presents itself. |
Jay |
Slow down a minute, Si. |
[SIMON slows the car and it cruises past a queue of people at a bus stop] |
Jay |
BUS WA*KERS! |
Simon |
Where did that come from? |
Will |
Bus wa*kers! |
Jay |
I dunno, it just... felt right. |
Will |
You could see their little faces drop as they thought, 'We must be the bus wa*kers!' |
Clip 12 S02 E04: "Night Out in London" |
The boys share a friendship so strong that even Will's choice of footwear isn't taboo when it comes to acceptable mockery. |
Jay |
You've got fu*king flippers on. What size are they? |
Will |
Size eight. My size. |
Simon |
Oh yeah, Ronald McDonald called... he wants his shoes back. |
Will |
There's nothing wrong with these. They're Italian. |
Jay |
[Feigning an awful Italian accent] |
Hey! Where are my-a-flippas? |
Clip 13 S02 E05: "The Duke of Edinburgh Awards" |
Will has been made the Duke of Edinburgh Award Representative for the sixth form. His enthusiasm isn't matched by Mr. Gilbert who just wants him out of his office. |
Will |
Me? The Duke of Edinburgh Representative for the entire year? |
Mr. Gilbert |
Yes. |
Will |
I am honoured, Sir. Thanks very much. Why me? |
Mr. Gilbert |
You're a virgin aren't you, McKenzie? |
Will |
Sorry? |
Mr. Gilbert |
A virgin. You haven't had full sexual intercourse. |
Will |
Um, no I haven't. |
Mr. Gilbert |
Well there's your answer. Now get out. |
Will |
Maybe we should arrange a weekly meeting just to check on my progress. |
Mr. Gilbert |
You can if you like but I won't be there. |
Will |
Or maybe I could compose a regular memo with how it's all going. |
Mr. Gilbert |
Okay. Why don't you drop that in my pigeonhole? |
Will |
Great. Where's that then, sir? |
Mr. Gilbert |
Any bin. Any rubbish bin you see in or indeed out of the school. Just pop all your thoughts in a rubbish bin and they'll get to me. Goodbye, McKenzie. |
Clip 14 S02 E06: "End of Term" |
Some stories are so mortifying that the only acceptable reaction of your friends is laughter. And this story is beyond mortifying. And, sadly, true. |
Will |
It's a long story, Neil but the salient facts are these. Recently I've had a bit of a nervy tummy due to stress I think. |
Simon |
And all the energy drinks and Pro Plus. |
Will |
Perhaps. And in the exam I took a risk and it backfired. I went to fart... and instead... sh*t myself. |