The characters of the original 'Little Britain' and some new characters feature in this comedic exploration of modern American society from, and starring, British comedians Matt Lucas and David Walliams. Expect insane, crude humour and fat suits galore.
The characters of the original 'Little Britain' and some new characters feature in this comedic exploration of modern American society from, and starring, British comedians Matt Lucas and David Walliams. Expect insane, crude humour and fat suits galore.
Phyllis has issues. She hears voices. Namely that of her dog, Mr. Doggy who tells her to do terrible, terrible things.
Mr. Doggy
Look at that brick.
Phyllis
Which one?
Mr. Doggy
That one.
Phyllis
Oh yes, I see it.
Mr. Doggy
Wouldn't you like to see that brick go through that store window?
Phyllis
Well, I... I don't know.
Mr. Doggy
Hear the smash. See the shards of glass fall to the ground, splintering everywhere bringing chaos and confusion.
Phyllis
No. I wouldn't want to see that, Mr. Doggy.
Mr. Doggy
I would. I would love to see that. Imagine the distress it would cause. Pick up the brick.
Phyllis
No, I can't.
Mr. Doggy
PICK... UP... THE... BRICK.
Phyllis
Oh, if you say so, Mr. Doggy, er... well, I've got the brick but I'm not throwing it through the window.
Mr. Doggy
Throw it.
Phyllis
No!
Mr. Doggy
THROW IT YOU PIECE OF SH*T!
Phyllis
NO.
Mr. Doggy
If you loved me you'd do it.
Phyllis
Ohhh, I....
[She launches the brick through the store window]
Are you happy now?
Mr. Doggy
Well, no. What in Hell's name did you do that for?
Phyllis
But you told me to...
Mr. Doggy
You are one crazy b**ch!
Clip 2
Elllie-Grace. The very image of sweetness and innocence. But with the vulgar vocabulary of a hooker.
Ellie-Grace
I love you more than Toy Story 2.
Mom
I love you more than marshmallows.
Ellie-Grace
I love you more than Snoopy.
Mom
I love you more than cupcakes.
Ellie-Grace
I love you more than black c*ck.
Granny
What was that dear?
Ellie-Grace
[Shouting]
I said I love you more than black c*ck.
Granny
She takes after her old Grandma.
Clip 3
Just what will Mr. Doggy have his long-suffering (and mentally ill) owner do this time?
Mr. Doggy
Take off your clothes.
Phyllis
Excuse me?
Mr. Doggy
I said take off your clothes.
Phyllis
No, Mr. Doggy. It's cold.
Mr. Doggy
I said take 'em off.
Phyllis
Now listen, Mr. Doggy. Mommy's had quite enough of your silly ideas. You're going to get Mommy into trouble.
Mr. Doggy
Take 'em off.
Phyllis
No.
Mr. Doggy
If you loved me you'd do it.
Phyllis
Well, um, very quickly then.
[PHYLLIS takes off her clothes]
Happy now?
Mr. Doggy
No. Go and stand in the trash.
Phyllis
Certainly not!
Mr. Doggy
I won't tell you again!
[PHYLLIS clambers naked into a trash can]
Phyllis
Is this what you wanted?
Mr. Doggy
Why on Earth would anyone want you to do that? Lady you're out of your fu*kin' mind!
Clip 4
And the dinner party was going so well until he insisted that he knew the waiter…
Male diner
Next year we'll be celebrating our thirty-fifth wedding anniversary won't we, Darling?
Female diner
Oh isn't it amazing? And our kids are all grown up now.
Male guest
Well, they both went to college didn't they?
Male diner
That's right. One at Harvard, one at Yale.
Male guest
Well, of course!
Female diner
We're so proud of them.
Waiter
More champagne?
Female guest
No thank you.
Male guest
No thank you.
Male diner
Have I met you before?
Waiter
I, uh, don't think so.
Male diner
I'm sure I have. Your face is very familiar.
Waiter
I don't know.
Male diner
I've definitely seen you some place before.
Waiter
I really don't think so.
Female diner
Darling, I don't think you know the man.
Male diner
I never forget a face. Come on. Where do I know you from?
Waiter
I do a lot of hardcore gay porn movies.
Clip 5
Carol Beer. She is to customer service what Adolf Hitler was to world peace.
Carol Beer
Oh, could I borrow a moment of your time to fill out a customer service questionnaire? Would you say that I've been a.. very helpful, b.. extremely helpful or c.. fu*king helpful?
Clip 6
In the third of the Mr. Doggy clips, he's insisting that Phyllis poop for him.
Mr. Doggy
I wanna see you poop.
Phyllis
What did you say?
Mr. Doggy
I wanna see you. You always see me poop. I wanna see YOU poop.
Phyllis
Well, I can't do that.
Mr. Doggy
Sure you can. You can poop for me. It'd be cool.
Phyllis
No.
Mr. Doggy
Poop for me.
Phyllis
I SAID, no.
Mr. Doggy
If you loved me you'd do it.
Phyllis
I don't think I CAN poop right now.
Mr. Doggy
Sure you can. You've been farting like a trooper all afternoon.
Phyllis
Um, maybe a little one.
Mr. Doggy
Do it, God damn it!
Clip 7
Could it be Tourettes? Whatever it is, Ellie-Grace is riddled with it and she can't keep a civil tongue in her head!