Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. It's the teen comedy that spawned so many inferior imitations but it's truly stood the test of time. Follow Chris, Jim, Kevin, Paul and Steve on an outrageous comedy adventure.
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. It's the teen comedy that spawned so many inferior imitations but it's truly stood the test of time. Follow Chris, Jim, Kevin, Paul and Steve on an outrageous comedy adventure.
Jim Levenstein is watching some decidedly questionable late-night content, preparing to ‘pamper himself' when his mother walks in to his bedroom.
Jim's Mom
Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams.
Jim
Yeah, yeah, sweet dreams. Goodnight, Mom.
Jim's Mom
Kiss goodnight.
[She kisses him on the cheek]
Porn Actress
(Uhhhhh, yeah!)
Jim's Mom
Something wrong with the reception?
Jim
Uh, yeah. Yeah, there's, there's this nature show...
Porn Actor
(Lick it off!)
Jim
...that I'm trying to watch and... the, the birds are all scrambled and I can't even...
Porn Actress
(Do me! Yes!)
Jim
Um...
Porn Actress
(Baby! Ride me like a pony!)
Jim
Thing must be broken. I sat on the remote or something. I, I...
Jim's Dad
[Also walking into the room uninvited]
Ready for bed, son?
Jim
Yep, I'm all set, Dad. All set.
Jim's Mom
No, no. I, I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels, here.
Jim
Illegal, illegal channels?
Jim's Dad
This is just bad reception, honey.
Porn Actor
(Mmm, spank my hairy ass.)
Jim's Dad
What's that?
Porn Actress
(Ooooh, baby!)
Clip 2
A busy corridor scene at the boy's senior school.
Steve Stifler
Nova!
Chris Ostreicher
What's up, dude?
Steve Stifler
You comin' to the party tonight Ozzy, you fu*k face?
Chris Ostreicher
Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by. I'm workin' on something new.
Steve Stifler
I got an idea about something new. How about you guys actually locate your d*cks, remove the shrink-wrap and fu*king use them?
Clip 3
It's Steve Stifler's party. He's greeting his guests.
Steve Stifler
Sherman!
Sherman
Hey!
Steve Stifler
What the fu*k are YOU doing here?!
Clip 4
Still at the party, Chris Ostreicher is explaining how he's struck out having tried some corny lines on his date.
Steve Stifler
You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hotty.
[Mocking CHRIS OSTREICHER'S most infamous chat-up line so that everybody can hear]
SUCK ME, BEAUTIFUL!
[Laughs]
Clip 5
As part of their pact to lose their virginity before the end of high school, Chris Ostreicher has joined the choir. Steve Stifler can't wait to tell the other guys.
Steve Stifler
Dickhead! You've gotta see this.
[He leads the group to the auditorium where the performance is in full swing]
What did you c*cks do to him?!
Clip 6
The Lacrosse team are showering after a big game.
Steve Stifler
Do that cheerleader!
[OSTREICHER enters the shot singing the song he's been practising for his part in an upcoming choir contest]
Chris Ostreicher
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
Steve Stifler
Oh my God, you're gay!
Chris Ostreicher
Oh come on, sing it with me. You know the words.
Steve Stifler
No thanks, man. You've been singing that sh*t all week.
Clip 7
Steve Stifler has popped some laxative in Paul's Mockachino. Out of desperation, Paul ends up in the girl's toilet with an explosive case of diarrhoea.
Girl
[Responding to an audible fart]
Joany, um, was that you?
Joany
Ha!
Paul
Can't...hold...it...
[His bowels explode violently and the sounds echo around the bathroom walls, causing the girls to scream and run from the room]
Clip 8
It's the classic line from the Band Geek, Michelle.
Michelle
Oh and this one time? At Band Camp? I stuck a flute in my pu**y.
Jim
[Numbed by MICHELLE'S usually tedious stories, JIM takes a swig of drink and promptly spits it out]