6 MP3 Audio clips from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
This sequel was, unusually, released within a year of its predecessor. Ace is now living in a Buddhist Ashram but is called upon to return to "active duty" to recover a rare white bat, the sacred animal of a tribe in Africa. Only six clips were identified as being suitable for an "audio-only" website but they are absolute crackers. In every way!
This sequel was, unusually, released within a year of its predecessor. Ace is now living in a Buddhist Ashram but is called upon to return to "active duty" to recover a rare white bat, the sacred animal of a tribe in Africa. Only six clips were identified as being suitable for an "audio-only" website but they are absolute crackers. In every way!
Fulton Greenwall seeks the elusive Ace Ventura who, since a tragic accident involving a raccoon, has taken sanctuary in an Ashram.
Fulton Greenwall
It's extremely nice to meet you. Now... my name is Fulton Greenwall and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.
Ashram Monk
No man here carries with him a label.
Fulton Greenwall
What? Oh, yes. No names. How silly of me. Well, um, he's an American.
Ashram Monk
We are all children of the same life force.
Fulton Greenwall
Yes, of course we are. Well, uh, he bends over and he speaks from his rear.
Ashram Monk
Oh, HIM!
Clip 2
Perhaps it's the altitude. Perhaps Ace is slightly deaf. Perhaps the Stewardess didn't make herself clear. Perhaps Ace is a pervert.
Stewardess
Peanut?
Ace
Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky but I consider it carry-on.
Stewardess
Peanut.
Ace
Ohhh, I see.
[Laughs]
Clip 3
Ace is distracted on the flight, despite Fulton outlining the case he is to undertake in such dramatic fashion.
Fulton Greenwall
The sacred animal was offered as dowry for the marriage. But, if it is not recovered, the result will be the merciless slaughter of the Wachatis.
[Noticing that ACE is distracted]
Uh, Mr. Ventura? Mr. Ventura!
Ace
[Doing a passable impression of Captain James T. Kirk]
There's... someone on the wing. Some... thing!
[He grabs FULTON by the collar]
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
Clip 4
This one might be handy as a ringtone. It's the moment in the movie where Ace has just rolled a Landrover into a space beside the Governor's Rolls Royce. Literally.
Ace
Like a glove!
Clip 5
Vincent Cadby is not Ace Ventura's kind of guy. He's pretentious and likes to use a crop to discipline his horse. Ace can't resist putting that crop to good use.
[ACE takes VINCENT CADBY'S riding crop and smacks him on the ass with it]
Ace
Funny. It didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse.
Clip 6
A woman descends the stairs with a dead fox around her shoulders. This is like a red rag to a bull for Ace who can't resist destroying her. Oh, and her husband looks like the Monopoly guy.
Ace
That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenceless baby seals?
McGuire
Who is this... ghastly man?
Ace
[Extending his hand]
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And... YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.
[Whispers in the man's ear]
Thanks for the free parking!
Pompous Woman
Another... activist, McGuire.
McGuire
Activist... yeeesssss.
[Laughs pompously]
Ace
[Mocking McGUIRE]
Activist... yeeesssss.
[Also laughs pompously]
Pompous Woman
Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it some time.
Ace
All righty then.
[He punches McGUIRE unconscious and drapes him over his shoulder causing the other guests to gasp in astonishment]
Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars!