8 MP3 Audio clips from Little Fockers (2010)

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Clip 1

The family is having a conversation about the genealogy of the Byrnes family. Little Henry has a question.

Henry

Daddy, can I ask you a question?

Greg

Absolutely. He loves history. Just soaks it up.

Jack

Hmm.

Henry

Can a girl poop from her vagina?

Pam

[Laughs]

Greg

No. She cannot.

Clip 2

It's conversations like this that cause the blood pressure of any son-in-law to rise.

Jack

Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?

Greg

To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes, Jack. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.

Jack

Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?

Greg

Yes. Even after that. It's still... it's all good. It's all good, under the hood.

Jack

That's disgusting!

Clip 3

Jack is expertly interrogating his granddaughter about Greg's friend Andi. Samantha has clearly overheard a conversation she shouldn't have.

Jack

So who's Andi?

Samantha

Andi... gives Daddy his boners.

Jack

His what?

Samantha

Andi... gives Daddy his boners.

Jack

[Playing down the remark]

Uh-huh.

Clip 4

Samantha & Henry are undergoing the selection process for the exclusive "Early Humans School" but Henry might just have blown it.

Prudence

Okay, Henry. Let's see what you've chosen to dr...

[Gasps in astonishment]

Greg

[Observing through a two-way mirror]

What is it? What did he draw?

Henry

Dad stuck Grandpa Jack in the wee-wee last night because he's old.

Clip 5

And if that hadn't done it, surely this will. There's no place at the Early Human School for toilet humour. Or children farting on demand.

Henry

My Grandpa Bernie taught me this. Pull my finger.

Prudence

Oh...

[PRUDENCE pulls HENRY'S finger and he farts loudly]

Clip 6

Andi meets Kevin for the first time. She assumes, incorrectly, that he's a doctor whereas he is, in fact, nothing of the sort.

Andi

Hi! Andi Garcia. Boston Pharmaceuticals. And you're Doctor...

Greg

No. He's not a doctor.

Kevin

Not in the Western sense of the word.

Greg

Not in any sense of the word. You're an investment banker.

Clip 7

Pam is reeling from her meeting with the gorgeous Andi and the green-eyed monster makes an appearance.

Pam

Wow! You told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she is boner medicine.

Clip 8

Greg has had enough of Kevin being so perfect and interfering with every moment of his life.

Greg

What are you even doing here, Kevin?

Kevin

I'm trying to help.

Greg

Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jello shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?!