7 MP3 Audio clips from Bad Boys II (2003)

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Clip 1

Lowrey & Burnett have gone undercover to infiltrate the Klan which is inherently linked to the importation of Ecstasy into Florida. Yep, they're all up in those pointy hats!

Klan Leader

WHITE POWER!

Klan Members

WHITE POWER!

Klan Member

WHITE POWER!

Klan Members

WHITE POWER!

[LOWREY & BURNETT take off their robes to reveal themselves]

Lowery

BLUE power, mother-fu*kers. Miami PD.

Burnett

Aw, damn. It's the Negroes.

Lowery

Casper, drop the bag. Alpha leader, bring them in.

Burnett

[Starts singing the chorus to Bad Boys by Inner Circle and Lowrey joins in]

Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do, when we come for you?

[LOWREY decides to sing the first verse. Sadly, he has absolutely NO idea what the lyrics are]

Lowery

Dude, you gotta learn the words.

Burnett

We usually only do the chorus.

Clip 2

The KKK infiltration hasn't quite gone to plan. One UC has been compromised and the other is standing alone with two guns and a lot of white power a**holes.

Floyd Poteet

We got our rights.

Lowery

Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fu*k up?

Burnett

I'm all right. I'm just gonna give you a warning. It's the best I can fu*kin' do for all of you's. Okay? He's crazy.

Lowery

You got three seconds to put your gun down, sir.

Burnett

He has emotional anger issue problems!

Lowery

One.

Burnett

He goes to bed early for this sh*t! Just to wake up to pop one in a motherfu*ker!

Lowery

Two.

Burnett

Mike, no!

[MIKE kicks it off with a few shots]

Clip 3

Syd is Marcus's sister and she's DEA. So it was almost inevitable that their professional paths would cross on this particular assignment. But blood is thicker than water, right?

Lowery

Sid, are there drugs in that truck?

Syd

There's cash.

Lowery

Where's it going?

Syd

I can't tell you that.

Burnett

Why not?

Syd

Because I have a career and if I want to keep it, I have rules to follow.

Burnett

What's that supposed to mean?

Syd

It means that my orders are, under no circumstances, share information with Miami PD... because they got too many leaks.

Burnett

Oh. I'm Miami PD now? Are you done forgot I'm your big brother, huh? You know what, Syd, that sh*t you did was reckless... it was stupid and it was dangerous. Okay? I'm telling Mommy. Okay? I'm definitely leaking that sh*t.

Lowery

Hey, Marcus...

Clip 4

Captain Howard is stressed. And you can't blame him. Because whenever Lowrey and Burnett are on a case, there's death and destruction raining down on his precinct.

Captain Howard

All right, the positive: thank God no cops died. The negative: I got a police commissioner so far up my ass if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.

Clip 5

Lowrey can't help himself. He's got to try this amateur psycho-babble bullsh*t on his partner every time. He hasn't learned. One of these days, Mike's just going to flip.

Burnett

So sad.

Lowery

What's so sad?

Burnett

Your untreated control issues. It's not your fault.

Lowery

What in the hell is that supposed to mean?

Burnett

Your mama probably refused you her tit when you were a baby. You grew up a malnourished high-school softie. Got you a gun, little tight T-shirt and became an overcompensating tough guy.

Lowery

That is the last time you will ever refer to my mother's titties. I don't even want them up in your head.

Burnett

You know, I said all that, Mike, and all you heard was "titties." Man, you can't keep suppressing my spiritual growth, Mike.

Lowery

You need to suppress my mother's titties out of your psychoanalysis.

Burnett

You just remember one thing, my friend. I may not always be here.

Clip 6

Some conversations, no matter how innocent, can be misinterpreted. Especially when they're broadcast live to every TV screen in a medium-sized electronics store. Oops!

Lowery

You all right?

Burnett

No, I'm not all right, Mike. Three days of this sh*t. Got my nerves all rattled. My ass still hurts from what you did to it the other night.

Woman

Oh, my Lord.

Burnett

Yeah, it got rough. You know? I mean, we got caught up in the moment, sh*t got crazy. You know how I get.

Lowery

Yeah. When you popped me from behind, I think you damaged some nerves.

Salesman

Okay.

Burnett

Now, I can't... I can't... now, I can't...

Lowery

Can't what?

Burnett

I can't even get an erection.

Little Boy

What's an erection?

Burnett

I tried taking Viagra, you know, pop one, pop two. Been eating them like Skittles.

Customer

That poor man is pouring out his heart.

Burnett

And I'm still flaccid.

Lowery

Um, okay. I'm comfortable talking to you...

Salesman

It's got 5.1 Dolby.

Lowery

...about what I did to your ass but you not getting an erection that's a real problem for me.

Burnett

I just figured I could talk to you.

Lowery

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. We're... We partners, but we are partners with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word "flaccid" to me.

Man

He's a mean fu*k.

Lowery

Look here. This is our little boundary box. So we gonna take the word "flaccid" and we're gonna put it in there with my mom's titties... with your erection problems, and we're gonna close this box... and we're gonna throw this b**ch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box... is you got to be motherfu*king Jacques Cousteau. We cool?

Clip 7

Going undercover as pest control, Marcus has been left alone in a basement and he observes something that few human beings ever get to witness. Two rats. Fu*king.

Burnett

Mike! There's a papa rat humping the sh*t out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!

Lowery

Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?

Burnett

They fu*k just like us.