6 MP3 Audio clips from Game Night (2018)

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Clip 1

When you're at an appointment at a fertility clinic, the very last thing you need is your partner and the doctor discussing your brother's availability and best features.

Dr. Chin

How long's this been going on, Max?

Max

It's not going on.

Annie

Oh, well... you did say, even when you were a kid, you would freak out if you lost at anything.

Max

Oh, I was a kid.

Annie

Especially if you lost to your brother.

Max

Hmm.

Annie

Hey... is that what this is?

Max

No.

Annie

You have been so uptight since you found out that Brooks is coming to town. I mean -

Max

I don't think that's true.

Annie

- Could that be... a factor in all of this?

Max

Let's be fair.

Dr. Chin

Sibling rivalry can be very powerful. Kane and Abel, the Baldwins -

Max

The what?

Annie

The brothers.

Max

I'm not sure why we're discussing this, she's... not a therapist... you're not a therapist, right? And with all respect -

Dr. Chin

Well, no but I am a doctor and I believe in treating the whole patient. So... what is it about your brother that makes you feel emasculated?

Max

I... are we gonna do this? We're... right next to the room where I masturbated.

Annie

I think he has it in his head that Brooks is... is cooler and more successful and hotter than he is.

Max

I never said hotter.

Annie

He's charming.

Dr. Chin

That's interesting. And... is he single?

Max

What's that?

Dr. Chin

I don't know if I mentioned it, but Keith and I are on a trial separation.

Annie

Oh.

Max

Keith.

Annie

Uh, Keith.

Dr. Chin

So, do you think your brother would wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?

Max

Gosh, I don't know.

Annie

Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.

Max

Hurts a little.

Dr. Chin

Now, is he a tall fellow? 'Cause I'm only 5'2".

Max

We're all done with my semen?

[Annie and Dr. Chin begin discussing Max's brother whilst Max sits, incredulous]

Clip 2

Embarrassing stories from childhood don't get much more embarrassing than this. Trying to suck your own d*ck and getting found hunched over, naked by your mother? Yikes!

Brooks

Quick story. You remember the urban myth where Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out so he could go down on himself?

Group

Yeah.

Brooks

You don't mind me telling the story do you, Max?

Max

You're... you're... you're in the middle of a, um...

Brooks

You're fourteen years-old. It's an adorable story.

Max

I forbid it.

Annie

I'm a little curious.

Ryan

Did you blow yourself?

Brooks

You know the bungee cords out of roof racks?

Kevin

Yeah.

Brooks

Max took one of those bungee cords and he put it around his neck -

Max

Here he goes!

Brooks

- and he wrapped it behind his legs so he could squish his face down into his crotch. But the problem was, that it got stuck. He couldn't unhook it. And about an hour later, mom comes home and she finds him there. Her little pretzel boy on his bedroom floor naked.

Max

Great story. Are we back on now?

Ryan

So?

Max

So what?

Ryan

Did you suck it?

Max

Let's go. Come on, Brooks. Back to it. Come on. Play the game.

Clip 3

The idea of dogging has never appealed to me. I don't see the attraction. But to have your own brother watching you making love? In his car? That's... that's beyond the pale, man.

Annie

I mean... how cool are we?

Max

Very, very cool. We're very cool. You're... you're the cool one. Y'know, the tracking the phone... it's just a great idea.

Annie

Still on Route 18, huh?

Max

Yeah. Catchin' up to him. Here we come, Brooksy.

Annie

I mean, can you imagine the look on his face when we find him so fast?

Max

You know what, baby? I can... I can feel my sperm already coming back to life.

Annie

Perfect.

Max

Yep.

Annie

So, we'll win your brother's car and then we'll go make a baby in it.

Max

Yeah! We'll make him watch us.

Annie

Yeah.

Max

Huh?

Annie

I don't wanna do that.

Max

No, me neither. Sorry. I don't know why I said that.

Annie

I'm not into that.

Max

Not a great idea.

Annie

Okay.

Clip 4

Fully embracing their roles in what they think is an intricate parlour game, Annie and Max hold up a bar to rescue Brooks who's being held hostage out back.

Annie

Follow my lead, huh?

Max

Why? What you doin'?

[ANNIE kisses MAX and then stands up in the bar with a gun in her hand]

Annie

ANY OF YOU FU*KING PR**KS MOVE AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER-FU*KING LAST ONE OF YOU.

Max

Very nice, honey. Pulp Fiction, anybody? Right? It's a classic. We love films.

Ponytail

Okay. What the fu*k is this sh*t?

Max

Well, you're gonna hand over the keys 'cos we're gonna take my brother.

Bald Guy

Bullsh*t.

Annie

Oh, you know what's bullsh*t is your bald, ugly face.

Max

Ooh, ooh, no. That's personal. Come on, honey. Let's just keep it fun.

Annie

All right. I'm sorry I called you bald, you little b**ch.

Max

Well, that's... again, you know... let the gun do the talking, you know.

Annie

Okay. Ah! Ah! On your knees. Hands in the air. Hands on the ground. Eyes closed.

Max

That's it. GET 'EM UP! REACH FOR IT!

Annie

That's right.

Max

Here we go.

Annie

HANDS IN THE AIR!

Max

GET 'EM UP!

Ponytail

Where's my head go?

Annie

On the floor.

Max

Just... rest it.

Bartender

How am I supposed to put my hands in the air with my head on the ground?

Max

I did have the same question.

Clip 5

Ryan has had plenty of girls but no long-term relationships. I wonder why. Perhaps it's the fact every time he opens his mouth, he puts his foot in it?

Ryan

I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with. And they just suck. You're like... a breath of fresh air.

Jillian

Aw, thanks. I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid so this is a bit new for me, too!

Clip 6

Since when were bad guys so flattering about the hiney of someone they're holding a gun to? Annie must have one hell of a hiney. A real heart-shaped beauty is all I can say.

Bodyguard

STOP! DROP IT!

Annie

Wait, wait. Um... You don't have to do this. I... I have kids at home.

Bodyguard

Not with that ass you don't.

Annie

Oh. Thank you.

Bodyguard

You're welcome.