When struggling (and probably mentally unwell) cartoonist Gord Brody fails to make it in the world of animation, his parents send him packing. On the resultant road trip, he falls in love, masturbates a horse (and an elephant) and finally achieves his dream of becoming rich and famous. Not necessarily for the right reasons, though.
When struggling (and probably mentally unwell) cartoonist Gord Brody fails to make it in the world of animation, his parents send him packing. On the resultant road trip, he falls in love, masturbates a horse (and an elephant) and finally achieves his dream of becoming rich and famous. Not necessarily for the right reasons, though.
There's nothing quite like speeding away from your father and shouting abuse at pedestrians to fill his heart with pride, is there?
Gord Brody
Father, I will be a good man.
Jim Brody
You make your daddy proud. You hear me?
Gord Brody
I'm gonna make you proud, Daddy. I'm gonna make you so proud!
Jim Brody
You make your daddy proud.
Gord Brody
You're gonna be so proud.
Jim Brody
Proud?
Gord Brody
Proud!
[GORD starts the engine of his Le Baron and speeds away]
Get the fu*k outta the way!
Clip 2
Gord is working late on the skateboard ramp he's constructing on the front lawn of his parents' house. VERY late.
Darren
Shh! Gord! Gord! Don't hammer 'em so loud. It's late. You're gonna wake up your parents.
Gord Brody
You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun.
Darren
Yeah.
[The electric nail gun turns out to be even louder than the hammer]
Darren
Shh, Gord. Gord!
Gord Brody
What?
Jim Brody
Oh, boys! Would you two faggots stop making so fu*king much noise? We're sleeping!
Clip 3
Jim Brody isn't what you might call, "politically correct." For the record, Jim, the term for someone in a wheelchair is NOT a cripple.
Jim Brody
Wait a minute. You're a cripple.
Gord Brody
Dad!
Betty
Wh... what?!
Gord Brody
DAD!
Betty
You got a problem with my legs?
Jim Brody
No, you got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy.
Clip 4
For the record, Jim does NOT touch Freddy. He's not a child molester. But Gord does a pretty darned good job of convincing a psychiatrist that he does and is.
Jim Brody
You're an embarrassment to my family.
Gord Brody
Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't touch Freddy.
Jim Brody
Hey, what?
Psychiatrist
Excuse me?
Gord Brody
Yeah, he touches my little brother. He takes him down behind the furnace, and he touches him in his pants.
Jim Brody
See the insanity I have to put up with?
Gord Brody
He's embarrassed. He touches my little brother. He... he... he fingers him.
Jim Brody
You're a goddamn liar!
Julie Brody
Jim, do you touch him? Do you finger our boy?
Jim Brody
Don't you get wacky on me. What the fu*k are we talkin' about here?
Psychiatrist
Mr. Brody, this is very serious. Based on what I've heard here, I am required by law to notify the authorities.
Gord Brody
Do you hear that, Dad? You're gonna pay! He's a molester. He's a child... molester! Aaah! Aaah!
Clip 5
If you go into a sandwich shop and Gord Brody is serving, don't for the love of God complain about a lack of cheese. It'll only set him off.
Gord Brody
Is there a problem?
Customer
Yeah, moron. I ordered a cheese sandwich, and there's hardly any cheese in here.
Gord Brody
That's no good, is it? Here, give me your sandwich. I will fix it for you.
[GORD begins piling a ludicrous amount of Kraft cheese on top of the customer's sandwich]
We can't have people complaining that there's not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches, now, can we? I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, it's basically just two slices of bread! If word of that were to get out, I could lose my job! I could lose all of this! And we wouldn't want that, now, would we? Would we? Would we? Huh?
Customer
What the fu*k am I supposed to do with that?
Gord Brody
Well, you could stick it in your bum-bum. You could put the cheese in your bum.
Clip 6
"I just wanna stay home and suck your c*ck." Said no woman, EVER. I mean, as far-fetched as some of the scenes in this movie were, this is the most outlandish.
Betty
Gord, I don't care about jewels. I just wanna... I just wanna suck your c*ck.
Gord Brody
Do you... do you really mean that, Betty?
Betty
Yes, Gord. Even if you were poor, I'd still just wanna stay home and... and suck your c*ck.