9 MP3 Audio clips from Hot Shots Part Deux (1993)

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Clip 1

POTUS. The President of the United States. A man who should have his finger on the pulse. Frankly, Tug Benson couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.

President Tug Benson

Sabotage. My God, man, what does it mean?

Colonel Denton Walters

We must tighten security, sir. Find out who's behind it.

President Tug Benson

No, no, no. The word, "sabotage." What does it mean?

Clip 2

When President Benson begins offering out cookies, there's surely no room for ambiguity. But then, this is a spoof movie. There's always room for ambiguity!

President Tug Benson

Cookie?

Colonel Denton Walters

Not me, sir.

President Tug Benson

Young lady?

Michelle Rodham Huddleston

No, thank you.

President Tug Benson

No, no, I was just offering him a young lady.

Clip 3

Have you ever wondered just how many extras (Supporting Artists) are in an average film? And not necessarily just in the background. No, sometimes they're hidden in plain sight.

Topper Harley

Colonel, who are they?

Colonel Denton Walters

She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

Topper Harley

Ah.

Clip 4

The First Lady. We all know who that is, right? The wife (or significant other) of the President. My question is, what happens when the USA gets its first female President? Hmm...

Prime Minister Soto

President Benson, where's your first lady?

President Tug Benson

I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of fifteen. I can't keep track of all of them.

Clip 5

Tug Benson. Not since Ronald Reagan has a President been this senile.

Topper Harley

President Benson.

President Tug Benson

No, you're not. I've seen him. He's older, about my height.

Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Sir, this is Topper Harley.

President Tug Benson

Topper. Yes, of course. Son I never had. Well, no damn wonder I didn't recognize you then. Word of advice, don't call yourself the president. I wouldn't, neither should you. It doesn't hold water. For that matter, neither do I. Let's get away from these power cables.

Clip 6

Colonel Walters has been taken hostage. And he's in good company. Half of the President's elite military have disappeared. Something has to be done. A secret mission, perhaps.

Topper Harley

Sir, I'd like to join the next mission.

President Tug Benson

God bless you, boy. This one's on the QT. It's called, "Secret Mission to Get Walters and Our Boys Back." When you come back, I'm gonna throw you wonderful guys a party. And there should be plenty to eat. I doubt more than half of you will return.

Clip 7

Another play on words - a one liner that any stand-up comic would be proud of. Be honest... how many of you missed this one the first time around?!

Rabinowitz

Topper. What are you reading?

Topper Harley

Great Expectations.

Rabinowitz

Is it any good?

Topper Harley

Nah. It's not all I hoped for.

Clip 8

If you're going to be using code in a radio transmission, it's best to ensure that the intended recipient of your message knows the code. Otherwise, it's a pointless exercise.

Radio Operator

Hello, Lucky. Hello, Lucky. Report my signal. Report my signal. Over.

Williams

Hello, George Mike Walters. Strength three. Over.

Radio Operator

Recon reports Indians on the warpath in your area. Over.

Williams

No Indians here. Over.

Radio Operator

Do not take literally. Repeat. Do not take literally. The vultures are circling the carcass. Repeat. The vultures are circling the carcass.

Williams

I see a couple of gulls, but...

Radio Operator

Pit bull's out of the cage. Crips are raiding the store.

Williams

Hey, you yanking my crank?

Clip 9

Being noble is admirable. Here, Topper selflessly declines Ramada but then realises just how much he's going to be missing out on as a direct result of his nobility stupidity!

Topper Harley

I'm not being noble, but do you have any idea what'd happen if you stay?

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I'd fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.